UFC 271: Please don’t give Tai Tuivasa a gun — ‘I’ll probably shoot myself in the d*ck’

UFC heavyweight power-puncher Tai Tuivasa recently arrived in “The Lone Star State” to prepare for his Derrick Lewis fight in the upcoming UFC 271 pay-per-view (PPV) co-main event, scheduled for this Sat. night (Feb. 12, 2022) inside Toyota Center in Houston, Texas.

As expected, the UFC 271 “Embedded” cameras were there to capture his arrival.

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“I’m looking forward to see Texas barbecue or something,” Tuivasa said. “I should get me a gun then. I’ll probably shoot myself in the dick or something. I’ve actually been to Texas before, once, and I really enjoyed it. Texas barbecue, fried chicken, I tried that Whataburger — oh and Turkey Leg Hut, I went to last time. That shit was good. Can’t eat it before the weigh ins though, that will put me over the limit.”

After dropping three in a row and fighting for his job, Tuivasa (13-3) went on to win four straight — all by way of knockout — including his first-round destruction of Augusto Sakai as part of the UFC 269 event last December.

“I enjoyed myself the last time I was here,” Tuivasa continued. “Ended up at some crazy strip club. I don’t know where it was, it was in the hood or something. It was funny, I don’t know how I got there. I’m excited, this is Derrick’s hometown, not sure if I’m gonna get a few boos or not, that’s sweet. Fight week I’m always excited. Wind down, stop training, chill out, and get to work and get paid.”

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