UFC President Dana White recently turned his Instagram account into an infomercial for 10X Health System, founded by fitness flavor of the month Gary Brecka. The “professional human biologist, entrepreneur, and Founder of Streamline Medical Group” (according to his LinkedIn page) previously used his “Personalized Precision Wellness” (some might say “witchcraft”) to predict White would be dead in roughly 10 years.
Then came 10 weeks on Brecka’s program and he’s as good as new!
“They know when you’re gonna die and they’re right within a month,” White explained. “He said, ‘you do exactly what I tell you to do for 10 weeks and I’ll change your life.’ You have to understand, I don’t fall for all this hippie bullshit, I don’t do any of this shit. I’m like average Joe, real guy. This guy has changed my life in 10 weeks.”
He’s just a regular everyday normal motherfucker.
White has kept himself in relatively good shape over the years, to the point where “Lookin’ for a Fight” crony Matt Serra was lookin’ for a urine sample. There was also that photo shoot for Men’s Fitness that raised its fair share of eyebrows back in late 2016. Unfortunately those muscles couldn’t help White tie his own shoes.
“My legs were so fucked up I couldn’t put my socks on in the morning,” White continued. “I was like a tenth of a point away from being diabetic. I don’t snore anymore. I sleep like seven, eight hours a night now. [I lost] 30 pounds, I feel like I’m 35 years old again. I invested in him for 10 weeks and this guy changed my life.”
I guess fight fans can expect to have more guest hosts for “Fuck It Friday” now that White has turned over a new leaf. Or maybe we can get some of his new-and-improved recipes that don’t contribute to being pre-diabetic or 30 pounds overweight.
Either way, his Twitter followers were unimpressed.
Oh wow. A complete BS grift.— Kollostomy (@Kollostomy) October 2, 2022
I know a doctor that says if you don't pay your fighters more, certain death in 10.3 years.
Snake oil. Have some self respect and delete this.— Anona Miss (@Femanonymously) October 3, 2022
Liar. You were given 10 years to live and you didn't remt out the Apex to Mark Zuckerberg either. Weird how he was only person at this weekends event. Nothing you say can be trusted.— RealNinjaCombat (@real_ninja) October 3, 2022
This for people that have the money pic.twitter.com/uHxNnXCulB— Robert Jorge (@bachatu77) October 2, 2022
Scam— Joe Lo (@J_A_L_27) October 2, 2022
I prefer the Zenu Diet over 10x systems.— Sofloroofpro (@MiamiRoofingPro) October 3, 2022
Don’t fall for this ad— Jake smith (@Jakesmi01192970) October 3, 2022
@BioLayne think we might have a what the fitness candidate, it’s only $132k for all the necessary machines— Matthew Blanker (@matthew_blanker) October 3, 2022
Dana is a antivaxer yet he believes this doctor can tell him how many years he has— Angelo Spataro (@AngeloSpataro3) October 3, 2022
Lol I hope people didnt fall for this crap.— Kyle Gus (@BumpyKnuckles94) October 2, 2022
The Joshua Fabia of Wellness. Goof— Bob (@ContinueBob) October 3, 2022
10x is 80x less than P90x so maybe in the long run this will be an easier program, at least according to my MMA-math.
I’ll ask Dr. Rogan.