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Tyron Woodley stars in new rap video titled ‘Blow’ — which is fitting because it blows

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You know it’s a bad sign when the best part of your rap video is the clip featuring an 18 wheeler being perfectly backed into a tight space. Admittedly, I felt nostalgic about my old Dreamcast and the seven minutes it took to beat Eighteen Wheeler: “American Pro Trucker” back in 2001.

No matter.

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) welterweight champion, Tyron Woodley, is following the Rap 101 playbook step-by-step in “Blow,” as he bounces up and down doing that weird shaky-hand-thingy while local strippers wiggle their butts and pretend to be aroused.

The other guy is 4k, I think, or maybe that was how much they paid to rent all those fancy cars.

Woodley is expected to defend his 170-pound strap against top division contender, Kamaru Usman, at the upcoming UFC 235 pay-per-view (PPV) event on March 2 in las Vegas, Nevada, and maybe if he’s victorious, we can finally get that collaboration with UFC’s other big-time rapper.