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Israel Adesanya slams ‘pervert’ Jon Jones for ducking USADA and crashing into pregnant women

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UFC 243 Whittaker v Adesanya Photo by Darrian Traynor/Getty Images

There’s that classic scene in the old Bugs Bunny cartoon when Marvin the Martian pulls a ray gun on the wascally wabbit, so Bugs responds by pulling out an even bigger gun, which forces Marvin to whip out a rocket, and so on and so forth until they blow up the entire universe.

That’s kind of where we’re headed with Israel Adesanya and Jon Jones.

Now that both “The Last Stylebender” and “Bones” have run out of things to say about each other professionally, the pair of Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) champions have graduated to ad hominem attacks, because it worked so well for classy sophisticates like Conor McGregor and Khabib Nurmagomedov.

That tweet is in reference to “The Last Stylebender” team requesting a super fight against Stipe Miocic at heavyweight, rather than a Jones fight at 205 pounds, claiming “Bones” doesn’t deserve the opportunity.

Jones was recently behind in his city, state, and federal taxes.

Jones crashed his car into a pregnant woman back in 2015.

Remember that game of hide-and-go-pee at Jackson-Wink MMA? Izzy does.

Dick pills are awesome from what “Bones” has told us.

As of this writing, both Adesanya and Jones remain unbooked, probably because they compete in separate weight classes, though I would like to see them fight just so that we can get them to shut up on Twitter. That said, they aren’t nearly as insufferable as some of their kiss-ass fans, out there making memes in desperate hopes of validation a retweet.