Have you ever wanted to see a republican and democrat duke it out with fists inside of the boxing ring?
If you have, you may finally get your wish.
According to recent odds put out by Bovada, current President of the United States (POTUS) Donald Trump is a -140 favorite to stomp out former Vice President Joe Biden in a potential boxing match. This comes after Trump and Biden locked horns in the public eye earlier this week following a statement made by Biden in which he said he would have “beaten the hell” out of Trump back in high school for his past comments about women.
As you may have imagined, Trump fired back with the following Twitter post:
Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2018
This is obviously the worst possible way to spend your time in office as POTUS, but this is the world we live in. So lets accept our current state of affairs and entertain the superfight of all superfights.
In order to understand these odds we need to take a closer look at the Tale of the Tape to determine what exactly we’re betting on.
Fighting out of: New York City, NY
Background: Military Academy
Fighting out of: Scranton, PA
Background: High School/Collegiate Football
As you can see, Trump has a slight advantage in height and age, but Biden possesses the more athletic background (that shouldn’t have come as a surprise). Still, at this point in time, it seems like Trump may be the better bet to utilize his mean streak and land a knockout blow inside of the boxing ring.
And if the acting POTUS is unable to get a hold of the more wily Biden, he could always have his Secret Service swoop in and take him out.
What say you, Maniacs? Political beliefs aside, who wins in a boxing match?