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An Election Day Reminder for All Maniacs!!




Achtung, Maniacs!

It's the first Tuesday in November, and that means it's time to VOTE if you're an American...an American CITIZEN that is!

If you're one of those illegal aliens who swam across the Rio Grande and feel the need to busy yourself filling out multiple ballots for the most liberal candidate you can find, well remember, you guys are scheduled to vote NEXT Tuesday.

Today is for Conservatives ONLY!!

All Democrats and "Undocumented Citizens" are scheduled to vote on the SECOND Tuesday of this month. So be sure to get that done NEXT week!!

This morning I have busied myself in an effort to cancel out the votes and/or ideologies of the more "Progressive" Maniacs such as Wiz, Cory, Eddie, Akai and the other usual suspects! My conservative leaning ideology has led me to vote for FREEDOM over SOCIALISM.

I have programmed the old lady and several other family members to vote Republican as well. It was either that or further beatings and disappointments would be in-store for them!!

So remember, American Maniacs, crack open a cold one, or twelve, and make your way to the polls to vote for the candidate of your choice, preferably a Republican, or just wait until NEXT week.

Peace and Blood.

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