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Tyron Woodley eyes UFC 233 title defense against ‘little waste of sperm’ Colby Covington

The sperm that produced former Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) interim welterweight champion, Colby Covington, beat out roughly 250 million competitors to get first dibs on that eager little egg, which means “Chaos” was either that good, or the rest of the field was simply that bad.

We already know what longtime nemesis and reigning 170-pound titleholder Tyron Woodley thinks.

“Colby used to be my warmup guy,” Woodley told his Instagram followers (via MMA Fighting). “I hate to break the news to you, but I used to pay him to beat him up. 500 bucks a week plus food plus hotel plus rental car plus gun range plus entertainment plus personal trainers, pad work, massage therapy, yoga. I spoiled the little waste of sperm, now all of a sudden he’s bumping his gums.”

I’m not sure what was happening at the gun range, but I’ll just leave that one alone.

Covington captured the substitute strap in a lopsided decision win over Rafael dos Anjos at UFC 225 last June; however, “Chaos” was unable to answer the call once Woodley was ready to compete, the handing the next title shot to Darren Till.

Also know as the day Liverpool cried.

“The Chosen One” is aiming to make his Octagon return at UFC 233 in Anaheim, so it’s up to matchmakers — and Covington — to get that paperwork drafted and signed. If not, there's always this guy waiting in the wings.

Speaking of albino tadpoles, remember this?

Sperm PRIDE never die!

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