Nevada brothels offering VIP(enis) packages for Mayweather-McGregor boxing showdown

The Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor boxing showdown is taking over the state of Nevada in the wake of last Wednesday’s blockbuster announcement, which revealed that one of the greatest pugilists of all time will throw hands against the biggest name in Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).

No bullshit!

Anyone else remember when we used to make fun of PRIDE for its freak-show fights?

Since this crossover contest is the talk of the town, the local brothels are getting in on the action, so to speak, because prostitution is legal in such esteemed places like The Bunny Ranch and Sheri’s Ranch.

I might actually go to one of those joints if they would stop calling themselves “ranches,” because I can’t get my plumbing to work in a place that reminds me of farm animals or even worse, “Curly” from City Slickers.

I’m not that desperate (yet).

“The world famous Bunny Ranch and Sheri's Ranch launched super fight packages minutes after Conor and Floyd made the fight official,” the fine folks at TMZ reported on Thursday.

“Sheri's is offering the ultimate VIP(enis) package. For a mere $100K, johns will get two tickets to the fight along with some pre-fight action with all 24 girls on staff. The Bunny Ranch has deals too. Owner Dennis Hof says he's running a 2-for-1 special -- two girls for the price of one.”

Bring a friend!

Mayweather vs. McGregor takes place Sat., Aug. 26, 2017 inside T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada (full details here).