For my sixteenth birthday, I got a subscription to Hit Parader and cake from Pathmark.
Felt like a big deal at the time.
But that’s not going to cut it when you’re worth several hundred million dollars, so Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) President Dana White, who was already rich before getting even richer, pulled out all the stops for his son’s recent birthday bash.
First up? A super-sweet BMW.
Not too shabby.
But unless his son — also named Dana — has been attending clown college, he’s only going to squeeze a handful of friends inside that magnificent machine. So in order to accommodate the birthday guests, White took over Brooklyn Bowl in Las Vegas, Nevada, for a private concert.
Starring none other than Kendrick Lamar.
I have no idea who Kendrick Lamar is, but my kid tells me he’s a big deal, so I guess that’s worth mentioning. White can spend his money however he wants, though I can’t help but wonder what this guy is thinking.