Michael Bisping blames tiny testes for holding up Georges St-Pierre title fight

People think I love talking about man parts (like these), but hey, I just report what comes over the wire.

That includes Michael Bisping’s critique of Georges St-Pierre, who will not be able to fight “The Count” for his middleweight title until “Rush” hits puberty. And here I thought the hold up had to do with those silly drug-testing protocols.

"I think he's waiting for his balls to grow," Bisping told TMZ about the delay of game. "I think he's doing some bicep curls, taking some protein shakes and then when he's big enough, then maybe we can do the fight."

Bisping has done some stalling of his own.

While those two bicker about when and where they’ll actually fight, middleweight No.1 contender Yoel Romero — who was (cough) “promised” the next crack at the division crown — is waiting patiently on stand by.

But “Soldier of God” is not without a sense of humor.

The sooner we get a date for “Bisping vs. St-Pierre,” the better.