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We should all take ‘awesome’ dick pills because Jon Jones said they’re f—-ing great

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MMA: UFC 196-McGregor vs Diaz Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports

It’s too bad the Reebok deal keeps UFC fighters from pursuing independent sponsorships, because Cialis would undoubtedly love to have a conversation with former light heavyweight champion Jon Jones.

Not about his dick (he does that well enough on his own), but rather about all the positive press he’s been giving the world’s premiere boner-boosting medication. Sure, he blamed the C-word for his dirty drug test, but the boys in marketing could easily spin that into a positive.

I can see the tagline now: This shit is potent, bro.

“I have been in the UFC many, many years, and I have taken sex pills several times throughout my adult life,” Jones said at a Friday press conference in Buffalo before UFC 210 (transcribed by MMA Fighting). “Highly recommend it, guys. fucking great. It’s awesome.”

Watch the full video replay of his presser right here.

Jones — who doesn’t need his superpowered penis to deadlift 600 pounds — will be eligible to return to combat sports this July. Unfortunately, he won’t be afforded the main event slot upon his return (thanks to this guy).

Dick move.