UFC Fight Night 124 tickets: Seats for sale online for St. Louis event at Scottrade Center on Jan. 14

UFC Fight Night 124 tickets are about to go on sale for the “Gateway City” mixed martial arts (MMA) event on FOX Sports 1, set for Scottrade Center in St. Louis, Missouri, on Sat., Jan. 14, 2018.

Wanna buy ‘em?

Members of UFC Fight Club (join here) can scoop them up tomorrow (Weds., Dec. 6, 2017) at 10 a.m. CT. Subscribers to the UFC Newsletter (sign up through UFC.com) can get theirs Thursday (Dec. 7) at 10 a.m. CT, while the general public won’t be able to join the party until Friday (Dec. 8) at 10 a.m. CT.

Ticket prices are $150, $125, $100, $80, and $60 and do not include applicable service charges and handling fees because my god man, it costs money to complete laborious tasks like “handling” a piece of paper.

Not sure what a “service charge” is, but back in my day you went behind the dumpster outside the local watering hole. First you got serviced, then you got charged. Dunno if this is the same thing, but whatever.

UFC Fight Night 124 will include the middleweight showdown pitting Vitor Belfort opposite Uriah Hall. Elsewhere on the St. Louis fight card, Paige VanZant tangles with Jessica-Rose Clark, while Jeremy Stephens collides with DooHoo Choi.

Fun!