Here's how to buy Dustin Poirier’s used fight shorts on Ebay — and not feel creepy about it

After his thrilling win over Anthony Pettis at UFC Fight Night 120 (watch it), Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) lightweight contender Dustin Poirier is selling his “Norfolk” fight trunks on Ebay and you should buy them.

Assuming you have any money leftover after scooping up these “Notorious” beauties.

Not because you’re creepy like that — and if you were, you probably already bought these used shorts — but rather because the proceeds go to benefit the family of Lafayette Police Cpl. Michael Middlebrook, who was killed in the line of duty in October, according to MMA Junkie.

Poirier, 28, is from nearby Carenco, Louisiana.

Normally I would bid on this sort of thing, but I already blew this week’s check on that banana hammock Dennis Hallman wore in his loss to Brian Ebersole at UFC 133. Damn QuiBids, I can never figure out how those penny auctions work until I’m out of cash.