Kevin Johnson, retired NBA star and Mayor of Sacramento, Calif., got a face full of cream earlier this week by way of flying pie.
I'm sure there's a Brazzers joke in here somewhere.
As you might expect, Mayor Pie Face was not amused by his half-wit attacker and promptly delivered a judicial beatdown. Probably not the kind of story you would expect to find on a mixed martial arts (MMA) blog, especially one as high-brow as MMAmania.com, but there's more to the story.
There always is.
"What a crazy turn of events," eyewitness and UFC bantamweight Urijah Faber told TMZ. "A little bit of cream is not going to stop a blow to the head and Kevin reacted. You're talking about an alpha male right there, that guy is a pro athlete. I don't think it was a decision, I think it was a reaction."
At least he took things in stride.
Appreciate everyone. I'm doing fine. Thank you to Sac PD for being there. Be safe everyone.
— Kevin Johnson (@KJ_MayorJohnson) September 22, 2016
His attacker, 32-year-old Sean Thompson, was treated for minor injuries. The pie was announced dead at the scene.
Thanks to Unambig for the tip.