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Bookie Mania: UFC 202 "Diaz vs McGregor 2"

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Holy shit, it's finally happening! The first fight was insane, let's hope the second crushes that!

There are a few things to consider this time around if you choose to drop serious cash on this fight.

1) The Stockton Slap:

  • A dangerous weapon, wielded by the native of Stockton, it adds reach to his punches and lands with great force. Most people can only handle 1 or 2 before they find themselves falling face first into a guillotine.
  • Not to be trifled with.
  • Power level 7/10
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2) The Midget Crusher:

  • Possibly the most devastating hand south of 145. This hand has killed many midgets, and many adult sized fighters. If the left hand lands, bodies go home in bags.
  • Also not to be trifled with
  • Power level 10/10 *When connects fully*
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Variables:

There are many variables. For starters, has Nate been practicing the slap at all? Last time I checked, he has been polishing his overall MMA game, but attention should be given to the Stockton slap, it has a demoralization factor of 9/10, a possible game changer.

Another variable to be has to be shit talk. Conor has been quiet as of late, if he wants to take over during the fight he needs to talk a ton of shit. This is integral to his success, if used appropriately, his shit talk has a distraction factor of 7/10. If we square root the combined percentages... carry the 2, that means these guys are going in almost even.

The final variable: Cardio... Conor says he's gone to old school methodology, without any mention of touch butt. This is huge, and hopefully leads to a massive 5 round war. I can't wait either way, and I know you assholes can't either!

This thread is designed to trackbets, and any kind of bet. Ass, cash, avi, sig etc. Make sure to drop it in the comments section where it will be immortalized on the walls of Mania, and will determine if you're a man of your word, or a stupid cunt ass welch who should die in a house fire :)


Event: UFC 202: "Diaz vs. McGregor 2"
Date: Sat., Aug. 20, 2016, on pay-per-view (PPV)
Location: T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada

UFC 202 PPV Main Event:

170 lbs.: Nate Diaz vs. Conor McGregor

UFC 202 PPV Co-Main Event:

205 lbs.: Anthony Johnson vs. Glover Teixeira

UFC 202 Main Card (10 p.m. ET):

170 lbs.: Donald Cerrone vs. Rick Story
170 lbs.: Hyun Gyu Lim vs. Mike Perry
170 lbs.: Tim Means vs. Sabah Homasi

UFC 202 "Prelims" on FOX Sports 1 (8 p.m. ET):

135 lbs.: Cody Garbrandt vs. Takeya Mizugaki
135 lbs.: Raquel Pennington vs. Elizabeth Phillips
145 lbs.: Chris Avila vs. Artem Lobov
135 lbs.: Randa Markos vs. Cortney Casey

UFC 202 "Prelims" on UFC Fight Pass (6 p.m. ET):

170 lbs.: Neil Magny vs. Lorenz Larkin
170 lbs.: Colby Covington vs. Max Griffin
135 lbs.: Ning Guangyou vs. Marlon Vera
185 lbs.: Alberto Uda vs. Marvin Vettori

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