J-No: Dopey actor picks UFC 202 over Jennifer Lopez, earns unconditional release

BREAKING NEWS!

Some dopey actor I never heard of and couldn't pick out of a line up was bounced by pop star Jennifer Lopez over the weekend. What's that got to do with mixed martial arts (MMA)? Turns out Casper Smart, who appears to be anything but, decided the UFC 202 pay-per-view (PPV) event was more important that some ritzy-glitzy fundraiser in the Hamptons.

I'm not saying he's wrong, but if you want to keep a girl like "J-Lo" happy, sometimes you have to take one for the team.

Instead, he'll be flying solo for the foreseeable future. "J Lo, we're told, was enraged and ended the relationship," according to TMZ. "No discussion -- simply, 'we're done'."

Since I don't particularly care about this pointless story, but have to post it anyway because I'm a click-whore, here's something that you may find mildly amusing. Not surprisingly, it involves UFC heavyweight Derrick Lewis, who has the answer for all those gruesome weight cuts.

Drink more beer!

Almost lost too much damn weight pic.twitter.com/M0BmF9gYHF

— Derrick Lewis (@Thebeast_ufc) August 24, 2016

That is all.