Somewhere in the bowels of Trader Todd's, atop a throne of crushed beer cans, Donald Gibb weeps.
Longtime chop-socky film star Jean-Claude Van Damme, who is no stranger to the world of mixed martial arts (for better or for worse), was recently pounding pads with "dangerous" Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) contenders Nate and Nick Diaz.
And "JCVD" has the snapshots to prove it.
Sorry, but Chong Li would run through Stockton like Godzilla ran through Tokyo.
Older brother Nick is expected to return at the end of the summer following his recent disciplinary suspension from Nevada State Athletic Commission (NSAC). Nate, meanwhile, is playing tag with something-weight nemesis Conor McGregor.
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