Longtime mixed martial arts (MMA) veteran Vitor Belfort is still a lion, despite his new and unimproved dadbod, and will not concern himself with the opinion of a snake. That may explain his latest Instagram selfie, which is probably what you would see if you were an actual snake looking up at the shirtless Brazilian.
This cannot be unseen.
The soon-to-be 39-year-old "Phenom" returns to the cage against Ronaldo "Jacare" Souza on May 14 in Brazil (more on that fight here), in what could be a make-or-break fight for either competitor in terms of title contention.
Though in his defense, they say the camera adds 10 pounds.