When I was 10 years old, the only fighting I did was pitting Optimus Prime, god of all transforming vehicles, against that low-rent pussy from GoBots named Leader-1. Sure, some decals got scuffed up as I rammed their little plastic heads together, but that's life in the toy box.
Go hard or go home.
Unfortunately, a couple of kids around that same age will have no such luxuries because they've been asked to strap on some leather mitts and punch each other in the face until one of them falls. I'm referring to the Akhmat Fight Show: "Grand Prix Akhmat 2016 Finals" on Tuesday from inside Sport Hall Coliseum in Grozny, Russia.
Take a look:
The President son - Ahmad Khadirov (10 years old) 13 s. KO pic.twitter.com/LDk2nijj1e
— Jolassanda (@Jolassanda) October 4, 2016
If 10 years old is too old for you, here's eight:
The President son - Adam "Lion" Khadirov (8 years old) vs. (David, Sochi, RU)) Adam won by UD. pic.twitter.com/FjIO3Iklda
— Jolassanda (@Jolassanda) October 4, 2016
The losers were thrown into a pit of starving grizzly bears.
Sorry, no video.