UFC 205: Tim Kennedy forced to clean his dirty balls for peeping toms at USADA

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) middleweight Tim Kennedy says whatever he wants and does whatever he wants, so don’t expect a little thing like a surprise visit from Untied States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) to cramp his style.

Besides, dirty balls need to be washed.

That’s the pre-dick-ament the combat veteran faced while preparing for his next bout, a 185-pound showdown against light heavyweight import Rashad Evans, who will also be scrutinized by the drug testing agency.

Kennedy explains his privacy issues to Flo Combat:

"Last time I got tested, like a week ago, this guy came into my house and I'd just came back from a workout. He was like, 'We can't take blood for an hour,' and I was like, 'Well, I just got done with a workout. Can I take a shower?' He said he had to visually keep his eyes on me the whole time so I was like, 'Well, I'm taking a shower,' I walked into my bathroom, took my clothes off and he walked into the bathroom with me and watched me shower. He was like, 'Are you serious?' So I said, 'Shall I rinse again? Shall I use more soap? Are my balls clean?' He 100 percent watched me. I'm not going to sit there dirty after practice."

Nothing worse than a smelly wrestler.

Kennedy (18-5) hasn’t competed in over two years and hasn’t been seen since his technical knockout loss to Yoel Romero — under fishy circumstances — at UFC 178 back in 2014.

Evans (19-5-1), meanwhile, has dropped two straight and four of his last six, thus prompting his drop to middleweight. They’ll do the deed at UFC 205 next month in New York City.

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