Pic: UFC Veteran Jeff Monson Hates America, Seeks Russian Citizenship


Former UFC heavyweight contender Jeff Monson has apparently had his fill of the United States, and will now seek citizenship in Russia with a little help from leader of the Liberal Democratic Party, Vladimir Zhirinovsky (via Bloody Elbow), despite the fact that its health care system relies on smoke and chicken wire to treat mortal wounds. "I feel Russian in spirit," Monson told TV channel Dozhd. I blame Obamacare.