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Mania Money Pool Season 17 Event 2 Results: UFC Fight Night 63

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Main Card (Fox Sports 1)
Weight class Method Round Time Notes
Featherweight Chad Mendes def. Ricardo Lamas TKO (punches) 1 2:45
Lightweight Al Iaquinta def. Jorge Masvidal Decision (split) (29-28, 27-30, 29-28) 3 5:00
Lightweight Michael Chiesa def. Mitch Clarke Decision (unanimous) (29-26, 29-26, 29-28) 3 5:00
Women's Bantamweight Julianna Peña def. Milana Dudieva TKO (punches and elbows) 1 3:59
Featherweight Clay Guida def. Robbie Peralta Decision (unanimous) (30-27, 30-27, 30-27) 3 5:00
Lightweight Dustin Poirier def. Carlos Diego Ferreira KO (punches) 1 3:45
Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1)
Women's Bantamweight Liz Carmouche def. Lauren Murphy Decision (unanimous) (29-28, 29-28, 29-28) 3 5:00
Lightweight Alexander Yakovlev def. Gray Maynard Decision (unanimous) (30-27, 29-28, 30-27) 3 5:00
Heavyweight Timothy Johnson def. Shamil Abdurakhimov TKO (punches) 1 4:57
Middleweight Ron Stallings def. Justin Jones Decision (unanimous) (29-28, 29-28, 30-27) 3 5:00

My notes on UFC Fight Night 63:

  • Ron Stallings outstruck Justin Jones for 15.
  • Timothy Johnson must be fucking Referee Mike King because god damn that was an early stoppage.
  • Alexander Yakovlev hopefully retired Gray Maynard.
  • Liz Carmouche vs Lauren Murphy was a sloppy mess of a fight and it ended with a controversial decision. Was anybody surprised by this? If you answered yes go fuck yourself.
  • Dustin Poirier shocked me, he absolutely destroyed Carlos Diego Ferreira. It was a flawless performance.
  • We learned 3 things about Clay Guida in this fight, he still has cardio for days, he's still boring as fuck and he hates Barack Obama.
  • Julianna Pena missed an entire year due to a knee injury, this was her first fight back and she looked fantastic.
  • Michael Chiesa still looks like Jesus Christ if he got hooked on heroine. I have nothing to say about the fight.
  • Al Iaquinta got his ass kicked in the first round but came out in the second and took over. He out worked Masvidal for the next 10 minutes. That's my opinion, I know a lot of you disagree but just like Al told that ungrateful drunken crowd "Fuck you".
  • Chad Mendes beat the fuck out Ricardo Lamas, just like we all knew he would. Can't wait to see him fight again, next up for him is either Edgar or a third fight with Aldo.

THIRD

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MMA_Boss - 73 POINTS

  • MMA_Boss scored 73 POINTS, solid score but he only gets the Silver.
  • He went 8-2 and had 5 PERFECTS (Iaquinta, Chiesa, Guida, Carmouche & Yakovlev).

SECOND

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ricky-dooby - 73 POINTS

  • ricky-dooby also scored 73 POINTS, very good score just not good enough. 1 point shy of First, brutal. Silver.
  • He went 8-2 and had 5 PERFECTS (Iaquinta, Chiesa, Guida, Carmouche & Stallings).

FIRST

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DoctorMMA - 74 POINTS

  • DoctorMMA scored 74 POINTS and he gets the Gold. Congrats Doc, now hook a brother up with some Morphine.
  • He went 8-2 and had 5 PERFECTS (Chiesa, Guida, Poirier, Johnson & Stallings).
  • He is now assured of an entry for Season 18.

SHIT PICKER

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dildon & Joben - 31 POINTS

  • dildon & Joben shit the bed. They both scored 31 POINTS, usually not a terrible score but for this event it was. I believe this is the first time Joben has ever been Shit Picker, eventually everyone wakes up covered in shit. dildon on the other hand has been here many times, he's a veteran Shit Picker. When it comes to shitting the bed dildon is one of the all time greats.
  • dildon went 5-5 and had 1 PERFECT (Carmouche), Joben went 5-5 and had 1 PERFECT (Pena).
  • Please share a selfie or wear a sig of shame from DoctorMMA.

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EVENT SCORES

UFC Fight Night 63: Mendes vs Lamas
Saturday, April 4th, 2015
Fairfax, Virginia, USA

Rank Points Player Picks
1 74 DoctorMMA
2 73 ricky-dooby
2 73 MMA_Boss
4 67 ShivanTiger
5 65 Aussie
5 65 JimGunn
7 64 SeanSherkYoureDead
8 63 FearTheBeard
9 62 Ninja_Oreo_Dollop
10 59 Thorazine_
11 58 Plainview
11 58 TripPilch
13 56 PrivateBox
13 56 staggerlee
15 55 Donnmcslick
15 55 Smerf
15 55 TheAmericanGangste
18 54 Sir_Loafalot
19 53 lanky6
20 52 UKblitzkrieg007
20 52 DrewJitsu
20 52 I-I-II-III
23 51 JohnnyWF
23 51 elstiko
25 49 kg12
25 49 Bill_P
27 48 Jonnyboy6969
27 48 Phasebook
27 48 SanabriaMan
30 47 S_Murph
31 46 Dlocc
31 46 RGIII
33 44 ViolentMike
34 43 Couchchamp
35 40 Tap-or-snap-Bons
36 39 BNF
36 39 thepride
36 39 biggant
39 38 OilCheck
39 38 jelly_belly
41 37 Jido7
41 37 pabloXL
43 36 GotaHemmi
43 36 unambig
43 36 mdm514
43 36 MachidaGOAT
47 31 Joben
47 31 dildon

SEASON LEADERS

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Season started Mar 21, 2015
Rank Points Player View Picks
1 151 Thorazine_
2 142 ricky-dooby 14
3 137 Phasebook 1
3 137 TheAmericanGangste 2
5 134 MMA_Boss 20
6 133 JohnnyWF 1
6 133 Ninja_Oreo_Dollop 7
8 129 SeanSherkYoureDead 13
9 125 unambig 7
10 124 jelly_belly 6
11 122 staggerlee 9
12 121 thepride 7
12 121 ShivanTiger 19
14 120 lanky6 3
14 120 Jonnyboy6969 2
14 120 Dlocc 3
14 120 Aussie 16
14 120 Bill_P 1
19 119 PrivateBox 4
19 119 Couchchamp 9
19 119 I-I-II-III 2
22 117 BNF 13
22 117 pabloXL 14
24 116 RGIII 9
25 115 JimGunn 14
26 114 TripPilch 3
27 109 ViolentMike 6
27 109 kg12 1
29 107 SanabriaMan 2
29 107 DoctorMMA 18
31 105 Sir_Loafalot 6
32 103 FearTheBeard 13
33 100 DrewJitsu 8
33 100 elstiko 7
35 94 mdm514 7
36 93 Joben 12
36 93 UKblitzkrieg007 8
38 92 biggant 3
38 92 Tap-or-snap-Bons 2
40 91 Jido7 9
41 90 MachidaGOAT 10
42 89 OilCheck 5
43 87 S_Murph 2
44 85 dildon 13
45 83 GotaHemmi 3
46 75 Donnmcslick 2
47 67 JorgeHernandez3 30
48 58 Plainview 1
49 55 Smerf NR
50 47 broken0rbital 8


Top 3

1st: Thorazine_ - Still sitting pretty in First place.

2nd: ricky-dooby - ricky-dooby's in the Top 3, shocker.

3rd: Phasebook - Just like Dooby Phasebook will be near the Top of the Standings throughout the season.

3rd: TheAmericanGangste - Gangster is kicking ass so far this season, too bad he's not here to brag. ;)

Who has risen?

MMA_Boss rose 20 spots. Nice, Great job Boss.

Who has fallen?

JorgeHernandez3 fell 30 spots. What the fuck. Crazy motherfucker missed his picks, again.

Bottom 3

Plainview - No surprise, he shit the bed First event so he's gotta dig himself out of a big hole.

Smerf - Just like PV Smerf started off the season with a big fat 0. He missed his picks, now the digging begins.

broken0rbital - Make your picks people, otherwise you'll end up like broken0rbital.

EVENT WINNERS FOR SEASON 17:

Event 1: Thorazine_ - 92 POINTS

Event 2: DoctorMMA - 74 POINTS

EVENT SHIT PICKERS FOR SEASON 17:

Event 1: Plainview - 0 POINTS

Event 2: dildon & Joben - 31 POINTS

This is what you should be aiming for!

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