My notes on UFC Fight Night 63:

• Ron Stallings outstruck Justin Jones for 15.
• Timothy Johnson must be fucking Referee Mike King because god damn that was an early stoppage.
• Alexander Yakovlev hopefully retired Gray Maynard.
• Liz Carmouche vs Lauren Murphy was a sloppy mess of a fight and it ended with a controversial decision. Was anybody surprised by this? If you answered yes go fuck yourself.
• Dustin Poirier shocked me, he absolutely destroyed Carlos Diego Ferreira. It was a flawless performance.
• We learned 3 things about Clay Guida in this fight, he still has cardio for days, he's still boring as fuck and he hates Barack Obama.
• Julianna Pena missed an entire year due to a knee injury, this was her first fight back and she looked fantastic.
• Michael Chiesa still looks like Jesus Christ if he got hooked on heroine. I have nothing to say about the fight.
• Al Iaquinta got his ass kicked in the first round but came out in the second and took over. He out worked Masvidal for the next 10 minutes. That's my opinion, I know a lot of you disagree but just like Al told that ungrateful drunken crowd "Fuck you".
• Chad Mendes beat the fuck out Ricardo Lamas, just like we all knew he would. Can't wait to see him fight again, next up for him is either Edgar or a third fight with Aldo.

THIRD

MMA_Boss - 73 POINTS

• MMA_Boss scored 73 POINTS, solid score but he only gets the Silver.
• He went 8-2 and had 5 PERFECTS (Iaquinta, Chiesa, Guida, Carmouche & Yakovlev).

SECOND

ricky-dooby - 73 POINTS

• ricky-dooby also scored 73 POINTS, very good score just not good enough. 1 point shy of First, brutal. Silver.
• He went 8-2 and had 5 PERFECTS (Iaquinta, Chiesa, Guida, Carmouche & Stallings).

FIRST

DoctorMMA - 74 POINTS

• DoctorMMA scored 74 POINTS and he gets the Gold. Congrats Doc, now hook a brother up with some Morphine.
• He went 8-2 and had 5 PERFECTS (Chiesa, Guida, Poirier, Johnson & Stallings).
• He is now assured of an entry for Season 18.

SHIT PICKER

dildon & Joben - 31 POINTS

• dildon & Joben shit the bed. They both scored 31 POINTS, usually not a terrible score but for this event it was. I believe this is the first time Joben has ever been Shit Picker, eventually everyone wakes up covered in shit. dildon on the other hand has been here many times, he's a veteran Shit Picker. When it comes to shitting the bed dildon is one of the all time greats.
• dildon went 5-5 and had 1 PERFECT (Carmouche), Joben went 5-5 and had 1 PERFECT (Pena).
• Please share a selfie or wear a sig of shame from DoctorMMA.

EVENT SCORES

UFC Fight Night 63: Mendes vs Lamas
Saturday, April 4th, 2015
Fairfax, Virginia, USA

Rank	Points	Player	Picks
1	74	DoctorMMA
2	73	ricky-dooby
2	73	MMA_Boss
4	67	ShivanTiger
5	65	Aussie
5	65	JimGunn
7	64	SeanSherkYoureDead
8	63	FearTheBeard
9	62	Ninja_Oreo_Dollop
10	59	Thorazine_
11	58	Plainview
11	58	TripPilch
13	56	PrivateBox
13	56	staggerlee
15	55	Donnmcslick
15	55	Smerf
15	55	TheAmericanGangste
18	54	Sir_Loafalot
19	53	lanky6
20	52	UKblitzkrieg007
20	52	DrewJitsu
20	52	I-I-II-III
23	51	JohnnyWF
23	51	elstiko
25	49	kg12
25	49	Bill_P
27	48	Jonnyboy6969
27	48	Phasebook
27	48	SanabriaMan
30	47	S_Murph
31	46	Dlocc
31	46	RGIII
33	44	ViolentMike
34	43	Couchchamp
35	40	Tap-or-snap-Bons
36	39	BNF
36	39	thepride
36	39	biggant
39	38	OilCheck
39	38	jelly_belly
41	37	Jido7
41	37	pabloXL
43	36	GotaHemmi
43	36	unambig
43	36	mdm514
43	36	MachidaGOAT
47	31	Joben
47	31	dildon

SEASON LEADERS

Rank	Points	Player	View Picks
1	151	Thorazine_
2	142	ricky-dooby	14
3	137	Phasebook	1
3	137	TheAmericanGangste	2
5	134	MMA_Boss	20
6	133	JohnnyWF	1
6	133	Ninja_Oreo_Dollop	7
8	129	SeanSherkYoureDead	13
9	125	unambig	7
10	124	jelly_belly	6
11	122	staggerlee	9
12	121	thepride	7
12	121	ShivanTiger	19
14	120	lanky6	3
14	120	Jonnyboy6969	2
14	120	Dlocc	3
14	120	Aussie	16
14	120	Bill_P	1
19	119	PrivateBox	4
19	119	Couchchamp	9
19	119	I-I-II-III	2
22	117	BNF	13
22	117	pabloXL	14
24	116	RGIII	9
25	115	JimGunn	14
26	114	TripPilch	3
27	109	ViolentMike	6
27	109	kg12	1
29	107	SanabriaMan	2
29	107	DoctorMMA	18
31	105	Sir_Loafalot	6
32	103	FearTheBeard	13
33	100	DrewJitsu	8
33	100	elstiko	7
35	94	mdm514	7
36	93	Joben	12
36	93	UKblitzkrieg007	8
38	92	biggant	3
38	92	Tap-or-snap-Bons	2
40	91	Jido7	9
41	90	MachidaGOAT	10
42	89	OilCheck	5
43	87	S_Murph	2
44	85	dildon	13
45	83	GotaHemmi	3
46	75	Donnmcslick	2
47	67	JorgeHernandez3	30
48	58	Plainview	1
49	55	Smerf	NR
50	47	broken0rbital	8

Top 3

1st: Thorazine_ - Still sitting pretty in First place.

2nd: ricky-dooby - ricky-dooby's in the Top 3, shocker.

3rd: Phasebook - Just like Dooby Phasebook will be near the Top of the Standings throughout the season.

3rd: TheAmericanGangste - Gangster is kicking ass so far this season, too bad he's not here to brag. ;)

Who has risen?

MMA_Boss rose 20 spots. Nice, Great job Boss.

Who has fallen?

JorgeHernandez3 fell 30 spots. What the fuck. Crazy motherfucker missed his picks, again.

Bottom 3

Plainview - No surprise, he shit the bed First event so he's gotta dig himself out of a big hole.

Smerf - Just like PV Smerf started off the season with a big fat 0. He missed his picks, now the digging begins.

broken0rbital - Make your picks people, otherwise you'll end up like broken0rbital.

EVENT WINNERS FOR SEASON 17:

Event 1: Thorazine_ - 92 POINTS

Event 2: DoctorMMA - 74 POINTS

EVENT SHIT PICKERS FOR SEASON 17:

Event 1: Plainview - 0 POINTS

Event 2: dildon & Joben - 31 POINTS

This is what you should be aiming for!