This restores my faith in hotel security.
It seems Joe Randomguy was able to drink his way into the hotel room of UFC Fight Night 77 headliner Dan Henderson, who fights Vitor Belfort inside Ibirapuera Gymnasium in Sao Paulo, Brazil, this Saturday night (Nov. 7, 2015) live on FOX Sports 1.
I had a similar incident the last time I covered a fight in Las Vegas, because getting drunk and losing your bowels is what all the cool kids are doing these days.
Fortunately for Captain Morgan, the booze knocked him out before "Hendo" could, which means Henderson will have to save his "H-Bomb" for "The Phenom" this weekend in Belfort's backyard.
To see who else is competing at UFC Fight Night 77 click here.