Well, either the mixed martial arts (MMA) fighter formerly known as Jon Koppenhaver has gone completely bonkers, or he knows he's screwed and plans to go out the same way he came in, doing totally twisted and awful "ALPHA MALE SHIT."
"Judge, for the record, Mr. Koppenhaver just blew a kiss at me," Chief Deputy District Attorney Jacqueline Bluth said, as transcribed by Las Vegas Review-Journal.
So much for "finding Jesus."
"War Machine" is currently on trial for his alleged sexual assault against adult film actress Christy Mack, who according to his attorney, cannot be raped because she's a porn star and (duh) likes it rough.
That's a real thing that was said inside a real courtroom, according to Dave Ferrara. If that was the best argument attorney Brandon Sua could come up with, his client is doomed, especially since they are trying to refute 34 felony charges (see them here).
Koppenhaver is already facing four years behind bars for his parole violation (details) and if things continue down the path they are currently on, much longer than that (unless he does this again).
For a complete background on the "War Machine" trial click here.