The United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) pulls no punches when it comes to tracking down Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) combatants.
Just ask this "Cowboy," who "failed" a recent drug test because of his failure to disclose travel plans.
Now top-ranked Heavyweight contender, Mark Hunt, who goes to war with Antonio Silva for the second time at UFC 193 inside Etihad Stadium tonight (Sat., Nov. 14, 2015) in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia has become the latest fighter to feel the wrath of the mixed martial martial arts (MMA) promotion's independent drug testing administrators.
From Hunt's conversation with MMA Fighting's Ariel Helwani:
"I got tested for the first time three days ago and I'm like, 'Wow, let's be tested, yeah.' They're pretty brutal; they're strict, the guys don't let you go. Man, I was naked and the dude wouldn't let me go. I got my dick in a beaker and he was just going... I said, 'I need to go for a shit first.' He was like, 'Dude, go for a shit.' And I'm like, 'Oh, damn. You're standing right there.' So I was taking a shit, plus -- where do you think I'm going to pull it from, some piss or whatever from my ass? The guy was crazy; he was just watching me. USADA, you know you have to do your job well."
I wonder if USADA sent this creep to Urijah Faber's house.