Alleged cokehead to UFC heavyweight: I have allergies, bro

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) heavyweight slugger Derrick Lewis went full narc during the Houston Astros vs. Kansas City Royals game earlier this week, as the "Black Beast" shared a video of a nearby fan allegedly riding the white horse straight through the seventh inning stretch.

There's only one problem.

Said fan caught wind of her internet fame and returned to Minute Maid Park in Houston, Texas, with a sign to let everyone know she wasn't snorting coke, but instead trying to keep her nasal passageways clear so that she could smell all the wonderful scents of the ballpark.

Popcorn, peanuts, sweaty UFC heavyweights who like to tattle.

You can watch the original video here and draw your own conclusions. Lewis, meanwhile, saw the photo in question and had his own jovial response.

Lying witch pic.twitter.com/iEIfvqYFKX

— Derrick Lewis (@Thebeast_ufc) October 13, 2015

Royals went on to win the American League Division Series (ALDS) 3-2.