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New season, new players, old returning Maniacs. To the new players, I am now welcoming you by saying that your entry fees are very much welcome as additions to my winnings. To the returning players, it will be the same routine: you determine among yourselves who will play for 2nd and 3rd place. As to this event, I won't be discussing anything about it as it is now that I know that there actually was an event. In fact, to show you how much I know about UFC events nowadays, go check my KML and I have Charles Fucktard Oliviera on my team not knowing that his consciousness left him after not getting the carbohydrates and fats out of his system.
UFC FIGHT NIGHT 50 QUICK RESULTS:
Ronaldo Souza def. Gegard Mousasi by submission (guillotine) at 4:30 of round 3
Ben Rothwell def. Alistair Overeem by TKO (punches) at 2:19 of round 1
Matt Mitrione def. Derrick Lewis by TKO (strikes) at 0:41 of round 1
Joe Lauzon def. Michael Chiesa by TKO (cut) at 2:14 of round 2Nik Lentz vs. Charles Oliveira-- CANCELED DUE TO ILLNESS
John Moraga def. Justin Scoggins by submission (guillotine) at 0:47 of round 2
Al Iaquinta def. Rodrigo Damm by TKO (strikes) at 2:41 of round 3
Rafael Natal def. Rafael Natal by split decision (29-28 x2, 28-29)
Chris Beal def. Tateki Matsuda by unanimous decision (29-28 x2, 30-27)
Chas Skelly def. Sean Soriano by unanimous decision (30-27 x3)
EVENT WINNER: SUDNVICTORYMP - 58 POINTS
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Let me explain this to the newbies because you saw that sudnvictoryMP and MA-TAYO (whoever the fuck he is) tied at 58 points. But sudnvictoryMP had 3 perfect picks while MA-TAYO has only 2 perfect picks. That is the first tie-breaker system we are using. Now let's say they both have same number of perfect picks, then we will use the second criteria which is whoever is higher in the past standings before this event.
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SudnvictoryMP, still bitter from getting only second place after leading most of last season, is out for vengeance. He scored 3 perfect picks for this event ( Mitrione, Natal and Beal).
- Gets automatic entry into Season 16 with this event win for this season.
- New season, new player, no problem. New shitpicker. JimGunn is baptized this event as the first shitpicker for this season. The nubile suffered the wrath of the shitpicker gods by being blessed with 10 points on a 2/9 performance. You either gift us with your selfie or you wear a sig of shame from sudnvictoryMP.
UFC Fight Night 50: Souza vs. Mousasi
Friday, September 5th, 2014
Foxwoods Resort Casino
Ledyard, Connecticut, USA
| Rank | Points | Player | |
|---|---|---|---|
 1 |
58 | sudnvictoryMP | |
| 1 |
58 | MA-TAYO | |
 3 |
57 | bezzarguy | |
| 4 | 56 | Rilly | |
| 5 | 53 | broken0rbital | |
| 6 | 51 | MixedMartialFarts | |
| 7 | 50 | GotaHemmi | |
| 7 | 50 | Donnmcslick | |
| 9 | 45 | potato623 | |
| 9 | 45 | Jido7 | |
| 11 | 44 | Aussie | |
| 12 | 43 | lanky6 | |
| 12 | 43 | ricky-dooby | |
| 12 | 43 | Smerf | |
| 15 | 42 | ShivanTiger | |
| 15 | 42 | VicDundee | |
| 15 | 42 | TripPilch | |
| 18 | 41 | Jonnyboy6969 | |
| 18 | 41 | letstalkmma | |
| 18 | 41 | Couchchamp | |
| 21 | 40 | Joben | |
| 21 | 40 | warhero70 | |
| 23 | 39 | pabloXL | |
| 23 | 39 | MMA_Boss | |
| 23 | 39 | jelly_belly | |
| 26 | 38 | Dlocc | |
| 26 | 38 | SanabriaMan | |
| 26 | 38 | kimuralloverurface | |
| 29 | 37 | Deuce02 | |
| 30 | 35 | biggant | |
| 30 | 35 | roy1 | |
| 32 | 33 | Phasebook | |
| 32 | 33 | U_Had_Me_At_Kimura | |
| 32 | 33 | FearTheBeard | |
| 35 | 32 | dildon | |
| 35 | 32 | Bill_P | |
| 37 | 31 | anguyen | |
| 38 | 29 | Tap-or-snap-Bons | |
| 39 | 28 | BNF | |
| 39 | 28 | kg12 | |
| 41 | 27 | Agar | |
| 42 | 26 | RGIII | |
| 43 | 25 | Ninja_Oreo_Dollop | |
| 44 | 22 | OilCheck | |
| 45 | 16 | thepride | |
| 46 | 10 | JimGunn |
EVENT WINNERS for SEASON 14:
Event 1: sudnvictoryMP - 58 POINTS
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EVENT SHITPICKERS for SEASON 15:
Event 1: JimGunn - 10 POINTS
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