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My life is the shit! Floyd Mayweather starts his day with sponge bath, big breasts, and new jack swing (Video)

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The royal penis is clean, "Money Mayweather."

Chris Trotman

How do you start your day?

If you're boxing kingpin Floyd Mayweather Jr., it's with a sponge bath from a beautiful woman while admiring the pearly whites in a full length mirror. But don't take my word for it, just check out what "Money" posted to his Facebook page, while reminding you his life is the shit.

Click here if you can't see the video.

Naturally, there is a difference between a life that is the shit, and a shitty life.

Mayweather has the former, but could end up with the latter, depending on how well Marcos Maidana does in their rematch next month in Las Vegas, Nevada (more on that here). "Money" remains undefeated in the "sweet science" -- even at age 37 -- but time catches all of us eventually.

And Maidana was close to upsetting the apple cart in their first go-round last May.

But sink or swim, it's going to take a long time for Brewster to spend his millions, so it might be time to look at purchasing stock in rubber duckys.