UFC Quick Quote: Joe Rogan not fighting in UFC, Dana White didn't impregnate Ronda Rousey

"It came from this website that I won’t even mention, but I’ll tell you this: that same website said that Ronda Rousey was pregnant and she was going to continue to fight while she was pregnant and I got her pregnant. OKAY?!?!? That’s the website that said that. If you believe that then you’ll believe just about anything."

-- Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) President Dana White addressed recent rumors that color commentator -- and Brazilian jiu-jitsu enthusiast -- Joe Rogan was mulling a possible Octagon debut. Even though the former amateur Taekwondo champion boasts a devastating spinning heel kick (watch him in action here) -- one that he taught former Welterweight champion Georges St-Pierre -- Rogan isn't competing for UFC anytime soon, according to White at UFC Fight Night 41's pre-fight scrum (watch full replay here). And, oh, yeah, he also did not get his women's Bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey pregnant, which apparently has also been circulating through the mixed martial arts (MMA) rumor mill. "Rowdy," thankfully, has been responsibly obtaining her testosterone deposits elsewhere ahead of her UFC 175 showdown against Alexis Davis. Phew ...