UFC 169 results: Frank Mir lands just 5 strikes to Alistair Overeem's 139 in lopsided loss

Although Alistair Overeem failed to finish Frank Mir in their three round heavyweight main card bout at last night's (Sat., Feb. 1, 2014) UFC 169: "Barao vs. Faber 2" pay-per-view (PPV) event at the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey, he absolutely dominated the contest.

Fight Metric illustrates just how wide the gap was between the two with the following mind-blowing statistical breakdown:

That is a sound beating, and one insane measure of Mir's utter and complete incompetence throughout the 15 minutes he was inside the cage with Overeem, who neutralized him in nearly every way.

Yes, there was no finish, but an ass whooping doesn't get much more thorough than this.

It's a good thing, too, considering "Demolition Man" was riding a two-fight losing streak, both by way of knockout. His job is safe and sound, for now, and he's free to bizarrely call out anyone he wants.

Even retired fighters currently working in professional wrestling.

For a more detailed recap of "Overeem vs. Mir" click here, and for complete UFC 169 results and blow-by-blow coverage of all the night's action click here.