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Jose Canseco solicits brides online, offers to 'beat the crap out of CM Punk' following finger fiasco

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Shamed baseball bomber Jose Canseco has more mixed martial arts (MMA) experience than former professional wrestler CM Punk, but it was the latter who was able to ink a deal with Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).

Probably because people still care about the ex-WWE champion while Canseco ... well, he sums it up better than I ever could.

Canseco (0-1), who recently told UFC he would "beat the crap out of CM Punk," blew his finger off while cleaning his gun. He then tried to sell a replica on Ebay, before seeking out that special someone online:

Looking to get married any one interested.you must not have a drug, drinking or any psychological problems. We can get married first and get to know each other after. The politically correct way fails more than 60% so let's try something different. If you need a green card I am your man.

The ex-baseball stool pigeon once fought for the now-defunct DREAM promotion -- on the same card that featured Gegard Mousasi vs. Mark Hunt -- but was pounded into dust by Hong Man Choi. That was roughly five years ago.

I guess that whole Shaq thing didn't work out.