Jose Canseco solicits brides online, offers to 'beat the crap out of CM Punk' following finger fiasco

Shamed baseball bomber Jose Canseco has more mixed martial arts (MMA) experience than former professional wrestler CM Punk, but it was the latter who was able to ink a deal with Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).

Probably because people still care about the ex-WWE champion while Canseco ... well, he sums it up better than I ever could.

Do I have to shoot off another finger for the media to surround my house

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 28, 2014

Canseco (0-1), who recently told UFC he would "beat the crap out of CM Punk," blew his finger off while cleaning his gun. He then tried to sell a replica on Ebay, before seeking out that special someone online:

Looking to get married any one interested.you must not have a drug, drinking or any psychological problems. We can get married first and get to know each other after. The politically correct way fails more than 60% so let's try something different. If you need a green card I am your man.

The ex-baseball stool pigeon once fought for the now-defunct DREAM promotion -- on the same card that featured Gegard Mousasi vs. Mark Hunt -- but was pounded into dust by Hong Man Choi. That was roughly five years ago.

I guess that whole Shaq thing didn't work out.