Video: Fedor Emelianenko helps half-pint stalker rescue deadbeat dad

Since the only Russian I speak is aped from that scene in Rambo when Col. Podovsky was barking orders at Sgt. Yushin, I'm not entirely sure what all those fancy letters mean. I think they are selling shirts or something, but it's still nice to see former PRIDE heavyweight champion Fedor Emelianenko going through the motions. Heck, at just 38 years young, I'd be willing to bet "The Last Emperor" (34-4, 1 NC) still beats half of the UFC's top 10 heavyweights. Anyone disagree?