UFC 159: "Jones vs. Sonnen" blew the roof off the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey, this past Saturday night (April 27, 2013) featuring a main event of Light Heavyweight Champion Jon Jones asserting his dominance over Chael Sonnen in what was essentially a predetermined outcome.
Broken big toe or not.
The co-headlining attraction saw Michael Bisping defeat Alan Belcher via decision, though the bout was notable for being stopped early thanks to what was ruled an "accidental" eye poke.
The other three main card bouts saw Roy Nelson knock out Cheick Kongo with just two punches, Phil Davis pick apart Vinny Magalhaes, and Pat Healy earn two bonus awards for his submission victory over Jim Miller.
In cased you missed any or all of it -- or just want to keep the discussion alive -- below are links to all the major storylines borne from Saturday night's event in New Jersey.
UFC 159: "Jones vs. Sonnen"
Results and live fight coverage
Injuries and medical suspensions
Jon Jones vs. Chael Sonnen fight highlights
Michael Bisping vs. Alan Belcher fight highlights
Recap: Pat Healy submits Jim Miller
Recap: Phil Davis picks apart Vinny Magalhaes
Recap: Roy Nelson knocks out Cheick Kongo
Recap: Michael Bisping decisions Alan Belcher
Recap: Jon Jones destroys Chael Sonnen
Review: Pat Healy vs. Jim Miller
Review: Phil Davis vs. Vinny Magalhaes
Review: Roy Nelson vs. Cheick Kongo
Review: Michael Bisping vs. Alan Belcher
Review: Jon Jones vs. Chael Sonnen
UFC 159 post-fight fallout
Biggest winner and lowliest loser
Joe Silva's Shoes: Possible next fights for event winners
Dana White media scrum from the post-fight presser
Dana White has no solution for eye pokes in MMA
GIF of Jon Jones breaking his big toe
PIC of Jon Jones' broken big toe
VIDEO of Jon Jones discovering his broken toe and looking like he was going to pass out or puke
Jon Jones on his broken toe: I thought I stepped in a hole
Jon Jones tweets an updated picture of his big toe and it's now reattached to his body
Chael Sonnen Show cancelled; Jon Jones Show goes into reruns
Chael Sonnen had no problem with the referee stoppage
The Jon Jones vs. Chael Sonnen sideshow is over ... finally
Chael Sonnen calls Jon Jones 'the best fighter I've ever fought'
Jon Jones wants to fight Alexander Gustafsson after smashing Chael Sonnen
Might we finally be close to seeing Jon Jones vs. Anderson Silva
Jon Jones vs. Anderson Silva superfight must happen now
GIF of Michael Bisping slicing Alan Belcher's eye
Alan Belcher needed eight stitches after Michael Bisping eye poke
Michael Bisping thinks Alan Belcher looked for a way out of the fight
Michael Bisping is still in the mix, whether you like it or not
OPINION: Michael Bisping just won't go away
Roy Nelson could be fighting Daniel Cormier after knocking out Cheick Kongo
Roy Nelson vs. Daniel Cormier makes perfect sense
Sara McMann felt no jitters in her UFC debut
PIC of Yancy Medeiros' dislocated thumb from Rustam Khabilov takedown
That, my friends, should be enough to keep you talking -- at least for the time being. What gets your vote for the biggest story coming out of UFC 159?
Sound off, Maniacs.