"I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think that you think I am."
Looks can be deceiving, especially to the untrained eye, which is why Conan O'Brien and his team of comedy writers on his late night talk show are having a gay old time poking fun at the manly manliness of two sweaty athletes rolling around on the ground.
That's what you can expect from Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) -- or any other mixed martial arts (MMA) promotion for that matter -- as jiu-jitsu and wrestling are part and parcel of the cagefighting experience.
But is the joke on us?
Probably not, but that hasn't stopped the creation of the UFC "Sexual Tension" video game, which may be a little unsettling for some of our readers (think of the Anderson Silva vs. Dan Henderson blurry GIF with a creepy male voice-over).
Oh no you didn't!