Detroit Tigers pitcher Brad Penny leaves a Hollywood nightclub by himself and gets into a car. 30 seconds later, UFC light heavyweight Dan Henderson exits said nightclub with two buxom beauties (one under each arm) and promptly delivers them to the MLB reliever amidst a barrage of flash photography.
They all pile into the back like clowns in a Volkswagen and speed away as the bloodhounds from TMZ shout random paparazzi idioms under a cloud of exhaust.
This video does little to dispel rumors that Penny's no longer engaged to "Dancing with the Stars" pro Karina Smirnoff.
In other "news," Kimbo Spice defeated Truck Lesnar in the new issue of Blackfly.