"I signed with LA Direct Models this week and today I did my first porn scene! LOL. I shot for Digital Playground with their girl Riley Steele ... was fucking awesome! I was nervous but I came through. I'm still gonna fight ... just gonna do this too because fighting isn't quite enough money and you all know I ain't trying to work! In life I have come to learn that all I enjoy is eating, sleeping, fighting and fucking! I'm living the dream getting paid to fight and fuck! What more could I ask for?
-- UFC reject and MMA's favorite controversial loose cannon, "War Machine" (the fighter previously known as John Koppenhaver), has embarked on a new venture. In yet another instance of MMA fighter's diverging from his fight career to undertake extracurricular activities, he has set a new precedent. Care to respond to Mr. War Machine's question, Maniacs?