... like he was right here. It appears "Dangerous" ran into some trouble heading home from Las Vegas:
"Made it all the way from Vegas to Primm before it broke down--45 min. of driving heaven & 3 hrs of waiting for the tow truck. LOL."
Booby prize be damned -- it's nothing a career-defining knockout over a coaching nemesis and an extra $100,000 for doing it on the promotion's most-watched pay-per-view (PPV) ever can't cure.
The good news is that he got it fixed just in time to walk the red carpet at the ESPY's:
Life is good.