I didn't write it. The crew over FiveOuncesOfPain.com thought that gem up.
During the holiday's Sam Caplan and his band of misfits were kind enough to send me a t-shirt, which is "perfect for working out, digging ditches, embarrassing yourself at weddings, robbing liquor stores, or just chillin' with your homies."
Again, I can't take credit for that one, either.
Regardless, Five Ounces is a great site and one that we highly recommend that you bookmark if you haven't already. In addition, to support the literary cause (believe it or not most MMA bloggers don't make a hell of a lot of money and do this shit basically pro bono, ahem) go buy your own t-shirt right here.
We don't get anything out of it nor is this a "paid advertisement." It's just our way of saying "thanks" for the new ditch-digging gear.
Keep up the good work, fellas.