So I’m watching this new video from Allure, because I’m fat and live in my mom’s basement (or so the Internet tells me), and I was all set to write some generic copy for Michelle Waterson.
The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) strawweight contender appears for blabbity-blah-blah ... zzzzzzzzz.
Then I heard that “Karate Hottie” puts hemorrhoid cream under her eyes. Maybe I’ve been doing it wrong? I dunno, but something about having your make up done by Preparation H is ... unsettling.
I guess the results speak for themselves.
Since she lives up to her “Karate Hottie” moniker, Waterson must be doing something right. But aside from her secret beauty tips, the former Invicta FC champ is now 2-0 inside the Octagon and 14-4 overall.
After choking out Angela Magana in her UFC debut in July 2015, Waterson strangled Paige VanZant last December on FOX.
Time to leash the “Lil’ Bulldog?”