Hey guys, I found someone, to take away the five-year suspension levied against Nick Diaz by the dastardly do-badders at Nevada State Athletic Commission (NSAC).
Her name is Cher, perhaps best known for having her eggs Sonny-side up back in the late seventies, before moving on to her frog-leg fiasco with the Muppets and of course, a bunch of movies that are real popular with the ladies.
My apologies to the millennials in our audience, who probably have no idea WTF I'm talking about.
Anyway, Cher has risen from her cryogenic chamber and asked her 2.85 million Twitter followers to help lift the NSAC ban on the embattled mixed martial arts (MMA) fighter, referencing his White House petition filed just last month.
Lift the NSAC ban from MMA fighter Nick Diaz. http://t.co/E5h1HYkKVu
— Cher (@cher) October 5, 2015
He's got you, babe.
Diaz was exiled by NSAC for a hokey UFC 183 drug test earlier this year, but the punishment hardly fit the crime. Following the commission's pot shot, the UFC welterweight contender-turned-Golden State ganja judge received an influx of support from his fellow fighters, as well as countless others.
You thought the 209 was gangster? Try Eastwick, Witches Bitches.