Welcome to TrashTalkTwitterThursday 9
The MMAMania.com comment section is like a soapopera. An online "Days of our lives" with neverending drama, trolling, feuds, beefs and fat chicks and cocaine. Lot's of fat chicks and cocaine.
Bumped into some fat chick. I was drunk and she seemed like an easy target. Time to harpoon some whales. #harpooningthewhale
— ℓady Gogo (@heyholetsgogopl) June 23, 2014
Just now, came very close to trying cocaine. Turns out the fat chick is a coke fiend. We did some freaky... FREAKY shit. I disgust myself.
— ℓady Gogo (@heyholetsgogopl) June 23, 2014
But it doesn't stop there. No. Maniacs have been representing quite derpy in the land of 140 characters also known as Twitter.
This segment, brought to you by Gogo, is here to highlight all the festivities that you may have missed in case you don't have a twitter account.
Tap or Snap Bons and MMA bets are a touchy subject:
(backstory : http://www.mmamania.com/2014/1/16/5314728/trashtalktwitterthursday3)
Basically Jonnyboy6969 before he went AWOL, used to have a regular fanpost segment on mania where posted his thoughts on who a fighter should be matched up with next, after a UFC event ended.
Since moving over from Mania to Twitter he tweeted some of his betting locks and Tap cought wind of it...
lol:
@Jonnyboy_6969 -2000 and sayin its a lock. fuck me, thats clever. hahaha. cant unfollow you JB. Your my comedy here ffs. #butthurtJB #lmao
— Oscar Bosco (@BonusPrize) May 10, 2014
@BonusPrize Who's claiming its clever Bons? Are you fucking drunk? Good to know. I'll be sure to keep you entertained. I'll have a nice...
— Jonnyboy (@Jonnyboy_6969) May 10, 2014
@BonusPrize But who the fuck claimed it was clever?!?!?!?! No fucking body. It'll be on Twitter. I'm sick of taking time to make my posts...
— Jonnyboy (@Jonnyboy_6969) May 10, 2014
@Jonnyboy_6969 I said it was clever actually. You read my tweet ffs. Its really clever to call a -2000 a lock. A downie could do that lol
— Oscar Bosco (@BonusPrize) May 10, 2014
@Jonnyboy_6969 haha. You sound like a special kid lookin for a gold star for telling us 1+1=2 lol. #butthurtJB #lmao #JBbemad
— Oscar Bosco (@BonusPrize) May 10, 2014
@Jonnyboy_6969 @BonusPrize anyways where did this shit start from lmao
— Boyd Burton (@Real_BoydBurton) May 11, 2014
The best part about of all this ?
It turns out 1 + 1 actually equals -650.
Follow Jonnyboy6969 and give him his gold star.
Follow tapsnap.
Actually, where the fuck are you JB ? We haven't seen in you in months, a lot of people are worried man.
Wait, i know...
Just like a fly drawn to nectar of a flesh eating plant, we'll trap JB into showing up again by big round juicy, OJR approved bubblebutts.
Here jonny jonny jonny...
He'll be here in no time, just watch.
Butt seriously, iif you can, let us know how you're doing, man. We miss you.
I'm a racist.
We must secure the existence of our people, and a future for white children! WhitePower!
— Boyd Burton (@Real_BoydBurton) June 4, 2014
So naturally when Boyd Burton (or Wisetoad) tweeted this, i had to impose my personal doctrine on the twittersphere and lose 30 followers in the process. #whitepride
@Real_BoydBurton Can i get a sieg heil? #whiteprideworldwide pic.twitter.com/X1IZn8Fd8u
— ℓady Gogo (@heyholetsgogopl) June 4, 2014
@heyholetsgogopl best reply ive ever seen
— Boyd Burton (@Real_BoydBurton) June 5, 2014
@heyholetsgogopl @Real_BoydBurton gold
— Twerkules (@_mothermercury) June 5, 2014
@Real_BoydBurton ???
— Kara Mazov (@szanpan) June 4, 2014
@heyholetsgogopl @Jonnyboy_6969 @matwej lmaoooooo
— Boyd Burton (@Real_BoydBurton) June 6, 2014
@Jonnyboy_6969 @heyholetsgogopl @matwej p4p best. slowly being turned into the minority
— Boyd Burton (@Real_BoydBurton) June 6, 2014
@heyholetsgogopl @Jonnyboy_6969 @matwej lmao you know im joking with all this shit right. But your tweets are hilariously controversial
— Boyd Burton (@Real_BoydBurton) June 6, 2014
@Jonnyboy_6969 @heyholetsgogopl @matwej fuck you jonhathon boy
— Boyd Burton (@Real_BoydBurton) June 6, 2014
@Jonnyboy_6969 @Real_BoydBurton @matwej I hate everything that's not white and protestant. Including myself.
— ℓady Gogo (@heyholetsgogopl) June 6, 2014
@Jonnyboy_6969 @szanpan @heyholetsgogopl I wish I could say I gave two shits about that problem of yours johny
— Boyd Burton (@Real_BoydBurton) June 6, 2014
@Jonnyboy_6969 @heyholetsgogopl @matwej yeah i cherish my hitler posters like you cherish your fucking big mac ones.
— Boyd Burton (@Real_BoydBurton) June 6, 2014
Yeah...
You know what ? After reading this, i deserved all of my bans. #toohotformania
And if i have to point out that none of this is serious, here's a small message i want to relay to you :
Insert American_History_X_Shower_Rape_Scene.jpg
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I...
I have no idea where i was going with that.
The rest of the convo turned out into an interesting discussion about World War2 and Japanese atrocities in China during the Second Sino-Japanese Wars.
@heyholetsgogopl @Jonnyboy_6969 @szanpan thats fucked. really fucked. #Vice should do a show on it
— Boyd Burton (@Real_BoydBurton) June 6, 2014
@Real_BoydBurton @szanpan @Jonnyboy_6969 http://t.co/QqGUgosowv http://t.co/CjabEhokz7
— ℓady Gogo (@heyholetsgogopl) June 7, 2014
See, sometimes letting out your inner Henrich Himmler out can actually help spread knowledge and turn bigot Canadian xenophobes to a history wikipedia page or two.
Follow Wisetoad. Ask him to send you some Anti-jew poems from the third reich.
From fat coke addicts in Spain to crackhead muggers in NYC... TittyTitty knows no bound or limits...
Story time with Fat Daddy Doobs :
@_mothermercury @szanpan here's one of my best crack head encounters. pic.twitter.com/CuwbWfuKaL
— nunya bizness (@Fat_Daddy_Doobs) August 31, 2014
Another fine maniac gone without a trace, Cinqo de Mayo has been over for a while now Fat Daddy Noobs, drop by some time, vato.
Follow Fat Daddy Doobs.
Since i got banned and i'm bored as fuck at work, i've been reading some old threads on mmamania.com and found some geniunely hilarious exchanges, gangbangs, ballbusting, trolling, racist, mysoginist, anti-Politically correct, whoremongering, Hendo > Machida, Quit with the Derp... comments from Maniac OG, noobs, moderator and trolls alike.
In a new segment called #maniamemories, i collect the best mania exchanges of recent months and tweet them out.
#maniamemories Classic mania gangbang. Victim: Snowboarder250 Thread: http://t.co/1dhr1HjA4M pic.twitter.com/TFyzefPFMk
— ℓady Gogo (@heyholetsgogopl) September 5, 2014
Any OG's reading this, feel free post links in the commentsection of your favorite threads, i'll read them all and try to include the best threads for the subsequent TittyTitty's. This is also a prime opportunity to show newer maniacs (like myself) to show what mania was like a couple of years ago and show us how its done. For example ViolentMike's trolling of Motmaitre or Kevin dominating in a streetfight etc...
Mania has changed a lot recently in character and moderation has increased quite a lot forcing some to move over to twitter or simply stop posting all together, which is quite a shame. Hopefully we'll see some of the older longtime members show up again that made this community the best online community on the internet.
Alright, you White Knight BE rejects. This was the 9th TTTT (pronounced: tittytitty): TrashTalkTwitterThursdays.
If you see a tweet that was funny, moving, revolting, or think you can do a better job at making a TTTT, you ungrateful fucking piece of shit, i have one small advice for you:
You're either a troll or an idiot. Quit with the derp.
Twitter is gigantic and I could use all the help I can get to make sure everybody that's worthy of props, get their props.
Also, if you're not on twitter yet, make a account and post your handle in the comments below. The more the merrier, baby. ;-)
Ok, I hope you enjoyed this shit and stay tuned for the next episode of TrashTalkTwitterThursdays.
BTW,I 've been fucking craving a fucking slurpee lately :