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The UFC Vs.The WWE

The title is misleading i admit. The WWE far surpasses the UFC in popularity, in fact it's not even close.The WWE puts on 300 shows a year, that's right, 300 shows in one year. In contrast, the UFC put on 32 shows in 2013. I'm not even going to mention the disparity in PPV numbers. There really is no contest between the UFC and WWE, wrestling wins hands down. Another example, Ronda Rousey has 660k followers on Twitter. A.J. Lee has 1.4 million. The skipping, disco loving WWE Diva champ has twice as many followers than the UFC champion Ronda Rousey.

The big question here is not that the WWE is more popular than the UFC, but who actually watches this fake, play fighting? I'll tell you who watches it, my girl Big Country watches it, that's who. The Masters degreed, foul-mouthed, sexy as hell, big assed, UFC hating snob Big Country watches WWE. Let me amend that a bit, Big watches woman's wrestling. A.J.Lee is her favorite along with the Bella twins, but most of all she likes Stephanie McMahon.

Big recently got me to watch a show with her, with the caveat Big would perform a sex act of my choosing later that night.It's always bargaining and begging for sex around my house, or the "Dysfunction Junction" as i like to call it. For the record i went for a good old- fashioned shtupping. One of the benefits of being an old fuck like me,it takes forever to bust one. It's great for Big, but it wears me out sometimes. 30 minutes is plenty long enough.

The first episode i saw had Stephanie smacking Bri Bella and getting "arrested".Steph slaps the hell out of Bri after this long set-up, then two fake cops come out and arrest her. I have never seen such poor acting,or i should say over-acting in my life. Believe me, you're not going to mistake this for Masterpiece Theatre. But it's funny, hell,it's hilarious.The plot,the storyline, all the talking and arguing leading up to the inevitable face slap makes me laugh every time. Being the deep thinker i am, i have to ask myself, why am i so into this stuff? Is it the incredibly hot A.J. Lee who is also equally creepy? Is it the mega bit*ch Stephanie who is going to be slapping someone, or getting slapped herself before the night is over? Or is it the fact i know i'm going to get laid after the show.

Is it a Pavlovian reaction, or perhaps i just like cheap, tawdry, white trash entertainment.After much soul-searching i've come to the conclusion a huge part of my new found love of woman's WWE is the fact Big Country is going to take the lock off the cookie jar after the show is over. I asked Big if somehow we ever had the opportunity to have a 3-way with me, her, and A.J.Lee, would she do it? Without missing a beat Big said "Yes, i'd do A.J. in a minute, just not with you there". I felt it move.

So gentleman, will any of you admit to watching WWE? Or more specifically woman's WWE? I know i'll be watching this week.

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