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Summer is OVER!

Summer has come and gone and with it the summer newbs. To be honest, it did add quite a bit of spice to mania for a while but now it's time to settle down and save the Xanax for another day. Let's take a quick recap as to what occured during our Summer months.

Dragon_Machida came through and amazed us with his unequivocal knowledge of everything Machida. By and by, everyone came to see what Dragon_Machida was all about. Hendo > Machida now, Hendo > Machida forever. As we all knew, DM ended up coming back as the infallible mathias1 and, despite his insistence, we all knew he was one and the same. Enter Sloth Magoo. Now this is a brand of summer newb that almost has no rival. I shall be the first to admit that I got got by this cunt stain. Even as I'm writing this up, I feel the sudden need to punch a baby square in the jaw. But I digress. It's been quiet on the homefront without these ever-loving characters here in mania so let's focus on the positives.

Summer did bring a couple of pluses though. Where else could we have gotten "why is everyone on the Matt Brown hype train". As our very own Tap or Snap Bons has said, "where the fuck did all these window-lickers come from?" I'm sure there were more but who has the time and memory to remember everything that went down these past 3 months?

So now, I'll leave you with a short medical story. Last week, I went on a fishing trip with a couple of friends out to Catalina Island. We left around 7am from Long Beach, CA and all the while, I was pounding back the brews to ensure that my ears were good and numb to make sure the ol' seasickness didn't get to me. Lo and behold, there were evidently undersea earthquakes that shook up the water something fierce. BOOM, sick smerf. I was knocked the fuck out and ready to heave out my innards. Good thing I had beer in my stomach, otherwise, that stomach acid would have fucked me over good. While everyone was fishing, I decided to take a nap on deck. I covered my face, covered my arms, and fuck it all, I was out.

4 hours later, sun still blazing, I notice my legs were redder than Taiter's asshole after one of his "massage therapies." I think nothing of it since I'm man enough to take a sunburn. I end up catching a couple of Bonita, 3 Yellowtail, and one angry as fuck Barracuda and call it a day.

I get up the next morning after all this and my legs were hotter than Taiter's asshole after one of his "massage therapies".

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Fast forward to a week later, I develop a rash worse than Taiter's asshole after one of his "massage therapies" and decide that it might be worth it to seek a medical professional's opinion. The day before my appointment, this is what the leg looked like. By the way, apparently you don't want your leg to be purple. Who knew?

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Doctor's diagnosis? 2nd degree burns with mild cellulitis. Summer is over, the sun is going away, and what a way for the sun to impart on me a lasting impression.

Winter is Coming

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