Hollywood actor Orlando Bloom took a swing at music mogul Justin Bieber and I want to make sure you know about it, because this is important. Please watch the following video to witness the shocking footage for yourself. Multiple viewings are encouraged.
That's how men handle their business.
But how do Blooms and Beebs stack up as fighters? TMZ was diligent enough to follow up with mixed martial arts (MMA) superstars Tito Ortiz, Will Brooks, and Muhammed Lawal for their take on the celebrity death match. Unfortunately, the panel of Bellator experts was unkind in its assessment.
Bloom hits like a "bitch," and Bieber "looks like Miley Cyrus' twin sister."
The good news is, "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" is willing to bring Bloom to his next training camp so he can teach him how to throw a punch.
Bieber buddy and UFC President Dana White has refused to comment, because he doesn't want to crash his BlackBerry.