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it's all an illusion

it is a scientific fact (also known as "FACT!") that our eyes can play tricks on us. consider the "two face" girl on seinfeld. if you don't know seinfeld, screw you. you've probably encountered this phenomenon of optical illusions - such as the facebook pic of your buddies new "girlfriend" who looks strikingly similar to the image that appears at the top of a Google search for "fake girlfriend photo to show my friends so they don't know i'm gay."

there was also an interesting example floating around online that has photos of several women, who when viewed upside down look very attractive, but when the picture is flipped you realize they are actually pretty disgusting.

here is one example:

and then you flip it...

crazy, huh?

why do i bring this up you ask? because of the furor and debate over our new MW champion - mr jersey, chris weidman. i am here to end the debate...your eyes are playing tricks on you - he is a fraud. your next question might be "how do you know this?" or maybe "why are you wasting my time...what the hell is wrong with you?" and my response would be "because!!"

i have studied chris extensively...frame by mutha &@$*# frame. i know some guy on here supposedly trains at his gym - but i went to summer camp with weidman when we were 7, so who do you think knows more, huh tough guy? he looks different now but i know it was him because his name was chris and he talked like matt damon in good will hunting.

anyway, my detailed analysis has shown me that chris tends to fold under pressure. i saw this first hand when we lost the 3-legged race together. he was so upset he sucker punched a brazilian spider in our dorm, but his striking is so sloppy and weak he didn't even kill it. he may have broken its leg with his second try, but only because the stupid thing was clowning around and not taking him seriously.

chris is a paper champ - a fluke even - and will never be a star. the ufc hasn't even given him a real challenge yet because they are protecting him. dragons don't even exist! next you'll tell me he is going to fight a dream catcher or a young dinosaur. ronda rousey or that irish ginger should get the next crack at him so he can experience real competition from a genuine star.

IMO

(war vitor)

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