I haven't seen Pablo posting for a while now and can only assume he has something going on in the outside world that is preventing him. I personally miss the HDW and so I'll give my rendition of it. If pablo ends up posting one today, you best believe that this one is going to come down as I'm not trying to step on anyone's toes. Without further ado, Hump Day Whine (you done got smerf'd!)
Tiny Smartcars/Mini Coopers in parking stalls
It's the bane of everyone's existence. You pull into a parking lot/garage almost full to the brim just searching for a spot so you can get out of your car and go about your business. There you find it: an empty spot just there for the taking. With your blood rushing and endorphins running you feel pleased with yourself saying that you out smarted the world by defiantly finding a parking spot in the "full" garage. You're turning out your car to make the tight turn into the stall then BOOM! You realize that the stall is occupied by one of those prissy little Smartcars or those bitchtastic mini coopers.
Your first natural instinct is to shout as loud and as long as you can DAMN YOU SMART CAR!!!!!!! All you want to do at this point is to get out of your car, pick up the smart car hulk style and throw that POS into the nearest recycling bin where it belongs. Getting back to reality, on your way to finding another spot, you find another seemingly empty spot. You pull up ready to be done with the chasm that is your life now only to find that it's another goddam Smartcar in the stall. Are these fuckers spawning? Are they here just to make your life miserable? You give up, head straight for the roof of the garage, park in the goddam heat and prepare yourself to get 3rd degree burns on your ass when you get back in your car.