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Maniacs need to Unionize


The MMAFU...the Mixed Meth Ass Fuckyou Union?

Could be, one day.

An industry-wide union, that brings together the collective bargaining power of every maniac, from every organization, across the globe.

The guys/girls that troll day in and day out deserve better than what mathias1 gives them. The guys/girls that spent years honing their art deserve better than what mathias gives.

More importantly, the guy/girls that log in to mania, putting their long-term health at risk deserve a bigger, better slice of the pie, which means better security going forward.

Who would be against this? Surely the mods would be. But surprisingly, the very mention of a union often turns meth-ass1 into an angry mob. As bizarre as it seems, methass1 scoffs at the idea.

Unionization would give maniacs a voice, to start with. Ban Mathias1? Maniacs have no say in it. Mathias1 abuse? Maniacs had a huge say in it. Rule changes? Shouldn't the maniacs be at the table to discuss current rules and possible changes?

Unionization could help maniacs with unfunny, unentertaining trolls like Meth-ass1. Let's be honest, most of these maniacs do not actually give a shit after leaving meth-ass1 bathing in cum after a maniac internet "group-think" gang-bang. They simply can't afford to go on, or their health won't allow it anymore. What do they do then? A union could help set up a another internet gangbang for Meth-ass1.

Unionization could help with preventing maniacs getting banned while trying to get rid of trolls and not rely on the mods help for that anymore. I don't have to explain this one. Dishing out a few thousand internet gangbangs while Meth-ass1 gets his brains beat in isn't going to cut it.

What about those ridiculous bannings Mania put in place? They ban longtime maniacs for trying to regulate trolls the old fashioned way by crushing them with their own stupidity until they never ever dare to show their face here ever again, which ultimately makes a friendlier, less douchetastic place to hang out of the fighter's pocket. Dan Hardy, former UFC fighter, summed it up here, from an interview with BE:

"Hendo> Machida!"

A Mixed Meth Ass Fuckyou Union could end that unfair, greedy practice.

There is also the serious concerns over long-term Meth-ass1's health. The lingering injuries and the potential for brain trauma is rarely discussed. A union could set up a fund for stop posting, create a new username and start over again.

So, what do you think? Should there be a union or not?

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