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Friday Fun Thread and the Seven Words

Hey there Maniacs! It's that time of the week again. I'm here to bring you your weekly dose of laughter, knowledge, and fap material to ease you into the weekend. I won't really be doing any of the spotlights for comment of the week or post of week, since this is a bit of a last minute decision on my part, and I don't feel like looking this shit up, so feel free to create or share as you deem appropriate.

Also, in light of the change in acceptable language and what's deemed subjects of a taboo nature around here, I have decided to share with you an old, but very good, stand up routine from a very funny gentleman. Some of you old fucks (not grumbling old farts, and most certainly not old men - which is decidedly quite different from either a fuck or a fart), may remember this. For those of you who haven't, here you go.

Check out his other rants and raves about politics, religion (even the one that adamantly categorizes itself as a relationship) and life in general. He can even help you figure out who the four worst types of people in the country are and what we should with them! It's such a shame he left us before he could have seen it happen.

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On to the fap!

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DERP

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The Seafood Version of a Turducken

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That's 12 million people, by the way. 4% of 300 million is 12 million. That's about as many people populate New York City.

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And finally, the greatest ground and pound ever attempted.

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And with that, my fellow Maniacs, I bid you good night. For me at least. It's 1am, and I need to finish getting drunk before going to sleep. I hope you enjoyed this installment of the FFT. If not, you can kindly go fuck yourself. I'm sure OilCheck has a seatless bike you can ride.

Another UFC event tomorrow! Matt Bown vs Erick Silva. I say Brown makes it a bloody war and takes a unanimous decision. I have no idea who else is fighting, so I need to do research as well. But talk about it below. Or talk about the lizard people that are secretly dominating the world. Or the Illuminati. Also, Corey Feldman.

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