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The List


So back about 4 months now, I started compiling a list of ages of as many maniacs as I could find.

This is that list.

Mind you, we at mania love our BS and love to give each other a hard time so don't take this information as too solid. A majority of maniacs listed have provided a reasonable age that is believable and consistent in the way that they present themselves. others..... not so much.

I give you: The Breakdown

OilCheck: 15 y/o

15

The Pride: 18 y/o

18

Deuce02: 19 y/o

19

MohamedTheHitman: 19 y/o

19

Sean Sherk You're Dead: 20 y/o

20

SanabriaMan: 21 y/o

21

Jonnyboy6969: 22 y/o

22

Smerf: 23 y/o

23

wooly shambler: 23 y/o

23

steady2wheels: 23.25 y/o

23

Agar: 23 y/o

23

wolfman13: 25 y/o

25

Cerrone's sombrero: 25 y/o

25

ibeffudled: 25 y/o

25

10thDegreeWhiteBelt: 27 y/o

27

Ninja Oreo Dollop: 27 y/o

27

letstalkmma: 27 y/o

27

Mr. G "Ketsugo" Smith: 27 y/o

27

Ric Sheers: 27 y/o

27

brokenOrbital: 28 y/o

28

Phalanx703: 28 y/o

28

DoctorMMA: 29 y/o

29

Dukecity505: 30 y.o

30

TripPilch: 31 y/o

31

vhw_: 32 y/o

32

The Crowbar: 33 y/o (wife thinks he's 13 "Cradle Robber")

33

tap or snap bons: 33 and a "turd" y/o

33

JellyBelly: 34 y/o

34

Hugh G. Rections: 34 y/o

34

Cambs1: 35 y/o

35

Retrocentric: 36 y/o

36

biggant: 37 y/o

37

USBPtonkstomper: 38 y/o

38

arm.bar.bandit: 39 y/o

39

WhiteMorpheus: 39 y/o (and fucking boss)

39

Spit IX: 39 y/o

39

taptomyarmbar: 40 y/o

40

TFK: 41 y/o TFK

41

roy1: 42 y/o

42

hairybumcrack: 47 y/o

47

OJR: 65 y/o

65

Since there was a time lapse from when the information was compiled to now, someone's age may be off. For instance, late happy birthday to TripPilch since he said he was turning 32 in March.

And now, for some easy numbers analysis

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The total sample size is currently at 41 maniacs

The average age of maniacs comes in at 31.4

The youngest maniac, to divulge said information:ThePride at 18 y/o. He's legal but you can't get him drunk. You gotta rely on your game gents!

The most frequent age: 27 years old. It seemed to come up more often than not. Perhaps we're hiding our age or...

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The Oldest maniac (and I say that with all due respect) comes in with OJR. This is probably bullshit so we'll take the next best thing. hairybumcrack cums in as the oldest maniac around. I tried getting Ulf to pull out his AARP card and share some stories about back in the day but no go.

How does our demographic compare to the avg MMA viewer? (study taken from http://mmapayout.com/2009/11/mma-demographic-young-wealthy-high-tech/ )

ages/ percentage

18-29

32%

30-39

25%

40-49

22%

50-59

13%

60-69

6%

MMAMania

18-29 = 51%

30-39 = 34%

40+ = 12%

I'm assuming we can probably contribute the difference in percentages to the fact that we younger demo have more time to bullshit around on this site.

I've spent the last 7-8 months or so on MMAMania mainly because of one thing. The community here is fucking hilarious. Whether it's someone feuding again with hey!ho!let'sgogoplata! or OilCheck snapping more pics of his oddly tanned ass or Taiter just being Taiter or arm.bar.bandit getting his troll on or __Felix__ being a little pussy, it's always a fucking blast.

With that said, I'm hoping to start a "Maniac Spotlight" series as a weekly fanpost to expose the people behind the names we all see on a daily basis. If anyone is interested in being the first one, let me know down below and I'm sure we can work something out.

Fingerbang out those comments and for Braiterman's sake, keep that thread clean!

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