"I would drop down to the ground and crawl over to him as fast as I can and then I'd grab him by the legs. I wouldn't even stand up. I wouldn't even be anywhere near him. I would just do a little army crawl over there. He would have to run away and I would go skittering after him like the one dude in Bloodsport who was doing like the whole monkey-crawl fight system. I would do that, just bear crawl over there, too low for him to hit me and tackle him down."
Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) women's bantamweight queenpin Ronda Rousey is undefeated in mixed martial arts (MMA) at 9-0 following her first-round finish over Sara McMann last month in the main event of UFC 170 (watch it). But don't think the Olympian is afraid to get her hands dirty outside the cage either, even against a pugilist as skilled as Floyd Mayweather. That's because "Rowdy" (via Power 106 FM) wouldn't bother trying to throw hands against "Money" -- despite rumors that she can drop boxing champions in training camp -- and would instead go full Bloodsport on the king of the "sweet science," taking him down and tapping him out. Freak show fight? Sure, but I'd still watch it. Assuming I get to play the role of moxie reporter Janice Kent.